C, C++ monkeys

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, “I’ll have a C monkey please.”
The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, that’ll be $5000.” The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.

Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, “That was a very expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?”

The shopkeeper answered, “Ah, that monkey can program in C very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money.”

The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. “That one’s even more expensive! $10,000!What does it do?”

“Oh, that one’s a C++ monkey; it can manage object- oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff,” said the shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, “That one costs more than all the other put together! What on earth does it do?”

The shopkeeper replied, “Well, I haven’t actually seen it doing anything, but the other monkeys call him the project manager .”

Husband Vs. Wife !!!

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me.
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******

Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******

Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice
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Fastest Thing in the World????

Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.

One common question was asked to all of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD ?

YALE Guy: It is Light, nothing can travel faster than Light.

HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.

MIT Guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it's hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH: Its Loose Motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply) "WHY"?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over !!

O' Bolo Tararara!! (Hiyo...Hiyo :)

Why i hate(love) sachin!!!!!

10 Reasons why I hate Sachin Tendulkar :

1. He always plays a brilliant innings before my exam and hence doesn’t let me study.

2. Every time that I think of becoming an atheist, he gets into the nineties and I have no choice but to pray.

3. Every time I take a resolution not to bite my nails, he gets into the nineties and I am left with no choice but to chew on my nails.

4. He keeps all the records to himself.

5. He makes a lot more money and fame than me.

6. He costs way too much on ‘super selector’ but since I have to pick him, the rest of my team gets weakened.

7. During a match, invariably when I want to go to the bathroom, he hits a boundary and hence I have no choice but to sit and watch the replay.

8. As soon as I convince myself that God does not exist, he plays a straight drive and proves me wrong.

9. He brings the whole country to a standstill whenever he bats

10. And the last and the biggest reason why I hate Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar …

He is going to retire sometime in the future...

Divorce Letter

Dear hubby,

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.. I've been a good woman to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk dress.

You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your games. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you are cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-Wife

(P.S. don't try to find me. Your BROTHER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! )

Dear Ex-Wife,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my games so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a boy!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk dress: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me.

So take care.

Signed,

Your Ex-Husband, Rich As Hell & Free!

(P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born

Carla(woman).........I hope that's not a problem)

No Screwing(Funny one)

Once SONIA GANDHI, L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were travelling in an autorickshaw.. They met with an accident and all three of

them died.

Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.

He asks Mrs GANDHI and Advani to go to HEAVEN.

But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.

He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of

them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public

positions, etc.

Then why the differential treatment?

He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before
a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived notions..

Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English
test.

Mrs GANDHI is asked to spell " INDIA " and she does it correctly.

Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes.

It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ".

Laloo protests that he doesn't know English.

He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus
forced to fail with false intent.


Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance
assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal
platform for all three).

Mrs GANDHI is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". She writes it easily and
passes.

Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.

Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."
Tough one. He fails again.



Laloo is extre mely unhappy.

Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't),he now
requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history

Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take
any more tests.

Mrs GANDHI is asked: "When did India get Independence ?". She replied "1947" and passed.

Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?".

He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000.

Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.

It's Laloo's turn now.

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v

Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died
in the struggle.
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.

Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE..... ...

New Sardarji Jokes

SARDARJI bought a new mobile.

He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile
No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'


SARDARJI : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
SARDARJI : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.


SARDARJI : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
SARDARJI : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.


SARDARJI : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
SARDARJI : No, I'll also stay with your sister.


SARDARJI : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
SARDARJI : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again..


SARDARJI complained to the police: 'Sir, all the items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: ' Howz that the thief did not take the TV?'
SARDARJI : 'I was watching TV news...'


SARDARJI comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'


How do you recognize a SARDARJI in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.


Once a SARDARJI was walking. He had a glove only on one hand .
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.


SARDARJI was in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'


SARDARJI : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
SARDARJI - If only the winner will get the cup, then why are the others running?


Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
SARDARJI : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'


A Indian guy named " Anantharaman Subbaraman " arrived at the New york airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hrs for the authorities to call his name, he got fedup and went to them and asked why they havent called his name yet. They said that they have been calling him for last 2 hrs as::



\/

' Anotherman Superman'

Angadi Theru

Hey dudes..I am back again with the review for the latest movie titled "Angadi Theru" directed by Vasanthabalan. Its really fascinating to see many directors coming up with story as the main theme( ofcourse it is how it should be but its the inverse in this era ). If you want me to make a comment in oneliner, i will defenitely say "Its not a commercial movie".

Cinema-a medium in which u can record your memories or memories of someone visually. With so many commercial elements around Movies with the kind of perception of recording one's life has come down siginificantly. But this movie describes the life style and work culture(is there one?) of sales people who r from rural areas working in chennai. Having said that the movie has positives it has some negatives too.

Looking at others person's diary is a crime. But what we are seeing in this movie is a diary of people who work under bloodsucking management, but after seeing their miserable life, if we dont respect them, its a biggest crime ever. A supervisor hitting his subordinates, giving sex tortures, people like those do exist and should be thought a lesson. Humans who dont treat others as humans, its such a nasty thing.

Coming to the cast, the whole crew has done well. First the movie's hero , he has did farely a great job when we say its his first movie, but he could have done well in expressions a bit more. He is a suitable one for this character. Secondly, the heroine, katradhu tamil fame "anjali" she has bundles of acting talents. She is beautiful, her expressions speaks so well. Given the right chances, no doubt she will make it to the top. Everytime she cries, tears sprout out naturally with no signs of glycerine.

One more character which moves the story well making it a non boring one is Kana Kanum Kalangal fame "Black Pandi", He does his comedian role well and as well as a friend too. The supervisor role played by Director Venkatesh is a good one. Though it gets all the scoldings from the audiences, he has did the role well indeed as a pevert supervisor. There are small roles which attract attention like the bathrroom cleaner, the muslim Bai, the handicapped person.

Having said all that, Sadness has been squeezed throughout the movie, after a happy sequence a sad sequence automatically follows. Some scenes sound real exaggarated ( Guys fighting for food in that mess ) . It may be real but if its real, then this is not defenitely the 21st century. And Cheers to vasanthabalan for taking this story line. He proves he is unique with the type of story and cast he choses. "angadi" means market where things will be sold. But "Angadi Theru" tells the story of a market where human emotions are sold. Music score by Vijay Antony and G.V Prakash is good. "Aval apdi onrum alagillai...." is a romantic melody rhythming through the ears and will for years! Other songs go along well with the story. But the real hero is the BGM. Especially the flute sound, its so pleasing...The BGM makes the listener feels the emotions. Hats Off for that!

So in my view:

PROS:

1. Anjali's Acting..She steals the screen with expressions

2. Hero and Black pondy's Comedy to keep up the story from boring

3. Life of employees are covered well, though locations are redundant, it doesnt feels odd.

CONS:

1. Exaggeration of sorrow , can see it well in most part of films

2. Some lighter moments which deviates from storyline

3. Climax tragedy could have been avoided. Its not pleaseant to watch it though..

VERDICT : "Next time when you go to Ranganathan Stores or a busy market place, scenes from the movie will creep out. Be sure to smile atleast to the sales people who service you, atleast that would make them happy for a moment in their miserable life. Kudos!!"

P.S : Those who hate sad endings and sad movies dont watch this!!!

Maathi Yosi

சாப்ட்வேர் மாப்பிள்ளை தேடும் பெண்

Two Long Lost Friends.. !!

Year : 1975
Situation : Last day of school

Arjun Singh and Pargat Singh are very close friends. The whole school talked about their friendship. They had been friends right from their kindergarten days. They have studied together, roamed around together, sat together in school, ate together. They both wanted to become Police officials and serve the country.But today was a day they always dreaded. It was their last day together.

On their way back from School Arjun started talking

Arjun : Bro! I am moving to a different city to study. I will miss you man
Pargat: I will miss you too mate. But nothing can break our friendship. We will at least meet once every year.
Arjun: Yes that is a deal

and they parted with tears in their eyes...
As time went by, both got busy with their work life. They kept their promise for two years and after that they moved on with their own lives and in the process Arjun lost his contact with Pargat. Time went by and both became Police Officers..

Year: 2009
Venue: The Police station where Arjun works

Tring... Tring...

Arjun picks up the call and he gets a pleasant surprise...

"Is this Arjun?"
"Yes. Who is on the line?"
" Bro. Its Pargat! I just found out that you are posted in this station"

Tear drops welled up Arjun's eyes

Arjun: Where are you?
Pargat: I am standing outside the Police station. Come Out
Arjun: Is it? I am coming right away.

Arjun rushed out of the Police station and saw Pargat standing outside. They were seeing each other for the first time after thirty years. He wanted to go and hug his friend.

But he could not hug his friend :O .

It was a very touching moment for both of them :

[why?? Take a look at the sad state of his friend below : ]

Girl's Diary Vs. Boy's Diary !!

HER DIARY

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Day night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, soIely thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong?
He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.. He said it had
nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love u,too.'

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV.; he seemed distant and absent.Finally I
decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is gonna be a disaster.

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HIS DIARY

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Today Chennai Super Kings lost the cricket match against Mumbai Indians.

DAMN IT.


Simplicity of Men

Vs

Complexity of Women !!!

உன் அப்பனை கொல்ல துப்பாக்கி தேவை

நம்பிக்கைதான் வாழ்க்கை

நடைபாதை. ஓர் இளைஞன். கையில் பாட்டில்.

“”இது சுறுசுறுப்பு டானிக்… காலையில் ஒரு ஸ்பூன்… மாலையில் ஒரு ஸ்பூன் சாப்பிட்டால் போதும்… நாள் பூராவும் சுறுசுறுப்பு கிடைக்கும்!” என்று கூவி விற்றான். நிறைய பேர் வந்தார்கள். வாங்கினார்கள்… சாப்பிட்டார்கள்…

சுறுசுறுப்பாகத்தான் இருந்தது. கொடுத்த காசு வீண் இல்லை. மருந்து தீர்ந்ததும் மறுபடியும் அந்த வியாபாரியைத் தேடினார்கள். கிடைக்கவில்லை.

இரண்டு ஆண்டுகள் கழித்து… அதே வியாபாரி பலூன் விற்றுக் கொண்டிருந்தான்.

“”அடடா! உங்களை எங்கேயெல்லாம் தேடுவது… அந்த சுறுசுறுப்பு டானிக் இன்னும் தேவை… எங்கே இருந்தீர்கள் இதுவரைக்கும்….?”

“”சிறையிலே இருந்தேன்!”

“”ஏன்?”

“”போலி மருந்து விற்பனை பண்ணினதுக்காக இரண்டு வருடம் தண்டனை!”

“”உங்க மருந்து போலி மருந்தா? யார் சொன்னது அப்படி? உங்க மருந்தை சாப்பிட்டு நான் சுறுசுறுப்பு பெற்றது உண்மை!”

“”அப்படி இல்லே! நான் வெறும் தண்ணியிலே உப்பு, மிளகு, சீரகம், வெந்தயத்தைப் பொடி பண்ணி கலந்து வித்தேன்.”

”அப்படின்னா… எங்களுக்கு சுறுசுறுப்பு கொடுத்தது…?”

“”உங்க நம்பிக்கை! நம்பிக்கைதான் வாழ்க்கையின் உந்து சக்தி!”

நம்பிக்கையோடு நடைபோடக் கற்றுக் கொண்டால் தோல்வியைக் கண்டு துவண்டு போகவேண்டிய சூழ்நிலை ஏற்படாது
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இனிய வணக்கம்.....

Don't marry software girl

Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U .

Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.

Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.

\Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY, THEN......:)

நீதிமன்றத்தில் நித்தியானந்தா

*நீதிமன்றம்... விசித்திரம் நிறைந்த பல வழக்குகளை சந்தித்திருக்கிறது..
புதுமையான பல வழக்குகளை சந்தித்து இருக்கிறது.. ஆனால்**, **இந்த வழக்கு ஒன்றும்
விசித்திரமானதல்ல... வழக்காட வந்திருக்கும் நானும் ஒன்றும் புதுமையானவன் அல்ல..
வாழ்கை பாதையிலே சர்வ சாதாரணமாக ஏமாற்றிப்பிழைக்கும் சாமியார்களில் நானும்
ஒருவன்..** *
*சாமி என்று கூறி ஊரை ஏமாற்றினேன்..** *
*கதவைத்திற காற்று வரட்டும் என்றேன்..** *
*நடிகைகளை எனது காலைப் பிடித்துவிடும்படி கூறினேன்**.. *
*குற்றம் சாட்டப்படிருகிறேன் இப்படியெல்லாம்.. ** *
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**ஆனால் நீங்கள் எதிர் பார்ப்பீர்கள் நான் இதை எல்லாம் மறுக்கப்போகின்றேன்
என்று... இல்லை நிச்சியமாக இல்லை...** **
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**சாமி என்று கூறி ஊரை ஏமாற்றினேன்..** ** **ஏன்**??? **மக்களை ஏமாற்றவேண்டும்
என்பதற்காகவா**? **இல்லை.. மக்களிடம் காணப்படும் மூடநம்பிக்கை வளரவேண்டும்
என்பதற்காக.. **
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**கதவைத்திற காற்று வரட்டும் என்றேன்..** ஏன்..**?? **
காற்றுவரவேண்டுமென்பதற்காகவா**? **இல்லை.. அந்த நடிகை ஈசியாக ருமுக்குள்
வரவேண்டும் என்பதற்காக...**
**
**நடிகைகளை எனது காலைப் பிடித்துவிடும்படி கூறினேன்**.. **ஏன்**??? **எனக்கு
கால் வலி என்பதனாலேயா**?....**இல்லை அவள் நான் ஒரிஜினல் சாமியார் என்று என்மீது
வைத்திருக்கும் அபரிமிதமான நம்பிக்கையை நீக்குவதற்காக....**
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**உனக்கேன் இவ்வளவு அக்கறை**??, **உலகத்தில் யாருக்கும் இல்லாத அக்கறை என்று
நீங்கள் கேட்பீர்கள்..**
**
**நானே பாதிக்கப்பட்டேன்**, **நேரடியாக நேரடியாகப் பாதிக்கப்பட்டேன்**, **எனது
சுயநலதிலே பொது நலமும் கலந்து இருக்குறது**,**என்னை குற்றவாளி என்கிறீர்களே**,
**என் வாழ்கை பாதையை சற்று திரும்பி பார்த்தீர்களானால் நான் வாங்கிய அடிகள்
எத்தனை**, **மிதிகள் எத்தனை**, **உதைகள் எத்தனை என்று கணக்கு பார்க்க இயலும்...
**
**
**நான் பாடசாலைக்குக் கூடப் போனதில்லை ஆனால் ஆன்மீகப்புத்தகம்
படித்திருக்கிறேன்..**
**நான் நல்ல சன்னியாசியாக இருந்ததில்லை ஆனால் ஊருக்கு உபதேசம்
செய்திருக்கிறேன்..**
**
**கேளுங்கள் என் கதையை**, **என்னை அடித்து துவைப்பதற்கு முன் தயவு செய்து
கேளுங்கள்..**
**இந்தியாவிலே தமிழ்நாட்டிலே பிறந்தவன் நான்**, **பிறக்க ஒரு ஊர் பிழைக்க ஒரு
ஊர்**, **போலிச்சாமியார்களின் தலைஎழுத்துக்கு நான் மட்டும் என்ன விதி விலக்கா**
???**
**தமிழ்நாட்டில் இல் பிறந்த நான்**, **ஜோசியம் பார்க்க ஜோதிடரிடம் ஓடோடி
வந்தேன்**, **
**ஜாதகம் என்னை நீயொரு மதபோதகம் என்றது... **
**
**என் பெயரோ நித்தியானந்தா**, **கேட்டாலெ உதைக்க தோன்றும் பெயர்.**
**ஆனால் என் போதனைக்கு அடிமையாகாத ஏமாளிகளே கிடையாது**
**நான் மட்டும் நினைத்து இருந்தால் சாமியாராக வராமல் இருந்திருக்கலாம்**, **ஏதாவது
ஒரு மட்டமான படத்தில் சாமியாராக நடித்திருக்கலாம்**, **கஞ்சா பிசினஸ்**,
**கழவெடுத்தல்
என்று காலத்தை ஓட்டி இருக்கலாம்.**
**ஆனால் அதைதான் விரும்புகிறதா இந்த பரந்த உலகம்**,**
**நடிகை மாட்டரில் படத்தைப் போட்டு எரித்தார்கள்.... ஓடினேன்... **
**மக்களின் காசில் கட்டிய மடத்தை சுக்குநூறாக உடைத்தான்.... ஓடினேன் **
**நேற்று வந்த சின்ன பொடியன் என் ஜல்சா வீடியோவை யூ டியூப்பில் போட்டான்......
ஓடினேன் **
**ஓடினேன் ஓடினேன்....*

*கேரளாவுக்கு ஓடினேன் கர்னாடகாவுக்கு ஓடினேன் பெங்களூருக்கும் ஓடினேன் *

*ஓடினேன் ஓடினேன்...... இந்தியாவின் அனைத்து ஊர்களுக்கும் ஓடினேன்...*

*எனது பக்தர்களின் கொலைவெறித்தாக்குதல் தாங்காமல் திரும்பி வந்து விட்டேன்.*

*என் ஓட்டத்தை நிறுத்தி இருக்க வேண்டும்**, **வீடியோவை யூ டியூப்பில் போக்கி
இருக்க வேண்டும்**, **என்னை தப்பியோட கதவைத்திறந்து விட்டிருக்க வேண்டும் இன்று
என் முன் சட்டத்தை நீட்டுவோர். *


*செய்தார்களா**? **தப்பியோட விட்டார்களா இந்த நித்தியானந்தாவை**, **என்னை சாமி
என்று நம்பி ஏமாந்தது யார் குற்றம்**??** **எனது குற்றாமா**? **என்னை நம்பி
ஏமாந்த மூடர்களின் குற்றமா**?*


*நான் சொன்னதை நம்பி கதவைத்திறந்து வைத்தது யார் குற்றம்**?** **கதவைத்திற
காற்றுவரட்டும் என்று சொன்ன எனது குற்றமா**? **கேனைத்தனமாக என் பேச்சை
நம்பிக்கதவைத்திறந்த மூடர்களின் குற்றமா**? *


*எனது காலைப்பிடித்து விட்டது யார் குற்றம்**?**, **காலைப்பிடித்துவிடும்படி
கூறிய எனது குற்றமா**? **இல்லை மாத்திரை தந்துவிட்டு காலைப்பிடித்து விட்ட
நடிகையின் குற்றமா**??*



*இந்த குற்றங்கள் எல்லாம் களையப்படும் வரையில்**, **என்னை போன்ற
நித்தியானந்தாக்கள்**, **ஏமாற்றும் போலிகளாகத்தான் உருவாகிக்கொண்டிருப்பார்கள்.

Thamizh Padam Vs Goa

The makers of ‘Thamizh Padam’ and ‘Goa’ are waging a funny fight with each other in the form of newspaper advertisements.

It all started when an advertisement by ‘Thamizh Padam’ a few days ago claimed the movie as ‘A C S Amudhan Working Day’, spoofing the tagline of ‘Goa’- ‘A Venkat Prabhu Holiday’.

To counter this, the ‘Goa’ team, which celebrated its 50th day, released an advertisement on Sunday, which read in Tamil: ‘Idhanal than… Idharkaga than…ena engalukkum makkalukkum purindhu vetrigaramaga odikkondirukkum 50vadhu naal’.

For those wondering how Venkat Prabhu & Co countered ‘Thamizh Padam’ team with this ad, the above lines were a spoof of the 50th day ad of ‘Thamizh Padam’, which read: ‘Edhanal, edharkaga, ena engalukkkum, makkalaukkum puriyamal vetrigaramaga odikkondirukkum 50vadhu naal’.

And it is now the turn of ‘Thamizh Padam’ to come out with a reply. Can we expect more fun?

இந்த பொண்ணுங்களே இப்படித்தான் பாஸ்

Your Comments are welcome…!!!

Gals: If u have done this…U can think of those golden days…

Guys: For all victims who had lost their mobile balance to zero…


Intha Ponnungale ippadithan…

Remember the college day's kadalai???..

She Gives a Miss call to He..and he calls her back..

Font in red is our He's mind voice

She: Hello!
Ayoo..Innakku Enna mokka poda poralo….
He: Hi da…Sollu..?

She: Ile chumma dhan call pannen…
Eppodi Call panne.. Miss call dhane kuduthe…
He: oh...Enna Pandre??

She: Ippo dhaan saaptu mudichen. Sir enna pannitu irukaaru?
He: Nanum Ippo dhan sapten.. Now....'Suttum vizhi sudare' paatu paakkuren Sun Music la

She: Nalla paatu..
(And then she hums the line 'mazhai azhagha veyil azhagha')
Ange enna Eli (Rat) Kathuthu….
He: hey!!!!Nee ivlo nalla paaduviya

She: *giggles*
He: Hey. Innoru vaati paadaen

She: En room mates ellam thoongita. Ava bayandhuduva..
Correct…Ava mohini pisasu nenachiduva…
He: Come on! Please!

She: Poada. I don't sing that well
Athu Oorukke theriyum…
He: It was really sweet. Please paaden

She: Enakku odd aa irukku da
He: Idhula ennama irukku. Nalla thana paadare.

She: Nee dhaan sollanum
Nan chumma vere vazhi illame sonnen..
He: Ippo paaduviya maatiya?

She: yaenda paduththare
He: Sing! Ok

She: I don't have that great voice
Donkey kooda pootti podura voice..
He: hmmmm

She: Seri. Ivlo kaekkare. Unakaaga ore oru stanza paadaren
En Kashta kalam..
He: Great!!!!

She: Endha paatu paadatum?
Nee ethu padunalum.. innakku thookkam pochu.. appuram enna…
He: Hmmmm. 'un perai sonnale' from dum dum dum?

She: Nice song. But enakku lyrics gnabagam illai
Unakkudhan Ezhutha Padikka Thriayathe…
He: Chinna chinna aasai?

She: Illai indha paate paadaren
Etho onnu padi thola.. enakku thookkam varuthu…
He: Cool

(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)

She: Illai vendaam. Am feeling very shy!
He: Paadu she paadu. Un isai endra inba vellathil neendha odoadi vandha
ennai yemtradhe she. Paadu

She: Galatta panre paathiya
Thriyuthu le.. Appuram enna… :P
He: No no. Nee shy aa feel panre illaiya. Trying to make u cool

She: Hmmm
He: please paadaen

She: naaLaikku paadatumaaa?
Innakku Thappichen.. Escape…
He: Seri maa. Unakku eppadi thonaradho appadiye pannu

She: Hmmm
He: Good night

She: Good night
She: Sweet Dreams..
Tholla Theendhudhu…

He: Sweets dreams to u too…
After a while She calls He,,,,


She: Hey..Thoonigitya
Thoonguna pesuvangala??…
He: Illai ma.

She: Enna Pandre..
Nadu rathirile enna pannuvag… Kannamboochiya vilayaduvange…
He: Match paathundu irundhen

She: Seri. Nee match paaru
Appuram Enna M****Ku.. Ezhuppune…
He: Hey. Its ok. Pazhaya match dhaan.

She: Illai. Did u feel bad I didn't sing?
(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)
(Rumba lucky iam..you didn't sing )

He: Bad appadinu solla maaten. But I want you to be comfortable first.
naaLaikku paadaren sonne illa. So me waiting..

(Innnakku thappichen nenachenn .. )

She sings 1 stanza from the song
Thoooo………Chee….
He: Wow. Too good!

She: Poarum. I know how kevalam my voice is
Unakku Slef realization adhigam..
He: Hey you really sing well.

She: Poada...Nee sollanume appadinu solre
Correcta Kandu pudichittiyeee…..
He: Cha! Cha! Un voice nalla illaati naan ivlo kaekkave maaten

She: Hmmmm
He: Nee ivLo nalla paaduve enakku theriyaadhu
Therinjiruntha kettirukka matten..

She: Hmmm! Seri good night..Nee thoongu..
Nee paduna patta kettutten le.. ini engerunthu thoogurathu….
He: Good night!

She: Take care
He: You too

She: Hey….
Ahaa..Iva Thoonga vida matta pola irukke,,,
He: Ah.. Sollu..

She: Nejamaave en voice nalla irundadhaa
Mavale..Ethanvatti Poy solla vakkura paru...
He: Nejamma! Ofcourse.

She: Nee poi solre
Thriyuthule…..Appuram enna…
He: Not at all. You sing very well

She: Hmmm. Ennamo solre. Good night.
Saniyan…Thollapa…
He: Good Night!!

He switched off his phone….

Intha Ponnungale ippadithan Boss………………

Interesting un-noticed errors in Hollywood movie scenes

You need to hold the trigger to shoot someone or...?

Bows, arrows, ... and cellphones in the olden days?

N here comes I hope everyone's fav.......... ..

Wow! In those days,... Adidas? Hmmm.... branded Pirate!

THIS ????????

No comment ..........

இஞ்சினியர்கள் மேனேஜரிடம் விரும்பும் கேள்விகள்

1. ராத்திரி 10 மணிக்கு கூட எங்களுக்கு பர்சனல் ஒர்க் வரக்கூடாதுனு எதிர்பார்க்கறீங்க... ஆனா சாயந்திரம் 5 மணி ஆனவுடனே உங்களுக்கு மட்டும் எப்படி பர்சனல் ஒர்க் வந்துடுது...?

2. அது எப்படி நாங்க சொல்லி உங்களுக்கு ஏதாவது புரியலைனா Dont make it too complicatedனு சொல்றீங்க... ஆனா நீங்க சொல்லி எங்களுக்கு புரியலைனா He is Dumbனு சொல்றீங்க..?

3. அது எப்படி Week end எங்களுக்கு வேலை கொடுத்துட்டு Thursday நீங்க வீட்டுக்கு கிளம்பும் போது Happy Weekend னு கூச்சப்படாம சொல்லிட்டு போக முடியுது..?

4. அது எப்படி உங்களுக்கு ஒரு அப்ளிகேஷன் சரியா வேலை செய்யலைனா, அப்ளிகேஷன்ல பிரச்சனைனு சொல்றீங்க... அதே எங்களுக்கு வேலை செய்யலைனா, உனக்கு அப்ளிகேஷன் தெரியலைனு சொல்றீங்க..?

5. ஏதாவது நல்ல நாள் வந்தா ஏதோ உங்க வீட்ல மட்டும் விசேஷம் மாதிரி எல்லா வேலையையும் எங்க தலைல கட்றீங்களே. ஏன் எங்க வீட்லயும் விசேஷம் இருக்கும்னு உங்களுக்கு தெரிய மாட்டீங்குது..? நாங்க என்ன டெஸ்ட் ட்யூப் பேபியா...

6. உங்களுக்கு ஊதிய உயர்வு வரலைனா மட்டும் கம்பெனி ரொம்ப மோசமாகுதுனு சொல்ற நீங்க, எங்களுக்காக மட்டும் பேச மாட்றீங்க...?

7. ஏதாவது ஒரு முக்கியமான மெயில் அனுப்ப நீங்க மறந்தா மட்டும்,I was very busy in some other issueனு சொல்றீங்க. அதே நாங்க மறந்தா, you should concentrate on workனு சொல்றீங்க...?

8. ஆபிஸ் நேரத்துல நீங்க ஃபோன் பேசிட்டு இருந்தா மட்டும், அது ஏதோ தலை போற விஷயம் மாதிரி எடுத்துக்கறீங்க, அதே நாங்க பண்ணா வேலையை சரியா செய்ய மாட்றானு சொல்றீங்க...?

9. சாயந்திரம் 5 மணிக்கு நீங்க வீட்டுக்கு போறது தப்பில்லை, ஆனா அப்ப நாங்க ஒரு டீ குடிச்சிட்டு வர போனா மட்டும் ஏதோ கொலை குத்தம்செய்யற மாதிரி பாக்கறீங்க...?

10. காலைல வந்ததுல இருந்து ICICI Direct,gmail ,Geogit, Sharekhanனு செக் பண்ணிட்டு இருக்கீங்க. அதே நாங்க மதியம் சாப்பிட்டு வந்து மெயில் செக் பண்ணா மட்டும் Don't use company resources for your personal workனு சொல்றீங்க...?

ஏன் சார் ஏன்....

Actor's Cinema Dialogs and Funny Replies!

Goa - Idhu Varai.. Lyrics

idhu varai illadha unarvidhu
idhayathil undana kanavidhu
Palithidum annalai thedidum padal kettaayo

idhu varai illadha unarvidhu
idhayathil undana kanavidhu
Palithidum annalai thedidum padal kettaayo

moodamal moodi maraithadhu
thaanaga poothu varughudhu
thedamal thedi kidaithadhu ingey

moodamal moodi maraithadhu
thaanagha poothu varughudhu
thedaamal thedi kidaithadhu ingey

inge oru inbam vandhu niraya
eppodhu en unmai nilai ariya
thaangamalum thoongamalum
naal selludhey

illamale nitham varum kanavu
kollamal kolla
sugam ennendru solla
nee thunai varavendum
neenda vazhi en payanam ohho

m: Ange angey vandhu vandhu kalakkum
venmegamum vennilavum pola
endhan mana ennangalai yaar arivar

en nenjamo un pola alla
yedho ore maatram
nilai puriyadha thottram

f: idhu nirandharam alla
maarividum mananilai dhan Ohhh ohh

m: manadhile ullorum unarvugal
malarnthadhey muthaana uravugal
thiranthadhe thannale kadhavugal
namakku munnale

manadhile ullorum unarvugal
malarnthadhey muthaana uravugal
thiranthadhe thannale kadhavugal
namakku munnale

dhegam ippodhu unarndhadhu
thendral en meedhu padarndhadhu
mogam munneri varugudhu munne

dhegam ippodhu unarndhadhu
thendral en meedhu padarndhadhu
mogam munneri varugudhu munne

Vinnai Thandi Varuvaya - Hosana.. Tamil Lyrics

ஏன்ன் இதயம் ........

உடைத்தாய் நொறுங்கவே.........

என்ன் மறு இதயம் ........

தருவேன் நீ உடைக்கவே..... ஹோஹோ .....ஹோசனா ....ஹோ ஹோ....

அந்த நேரம் அந்தி நேரம்

கண் பார்த்து கந்தலாகி போன நேரம்

ஏதோ ஆச்சே...

ஓ வானம் தீண்டி வந்தாச்சு

அப்பாவின் திட்டு எல்லாம் காற்றோடு

போயே போச்சே....

ஹோசனா ....என் வாசல் தாண்டி போனாலே

ஹோசனா வேறொன்றும் செய்யாமலே

நான் ஆடி போகிறேன் சுக்கு நூறாகிறேன்

அவள் போன பின்பு எந்தன் நெஞ்சை தேடி போகிறேன்

ஹோசனா.... வாழ்வுக்கும் பக்கம் வந்தேன்

ஹோசனா.... சாவுக்கும் பக்கம் நின்றேன்

ஹோசனா.... ஏன் என்றால் காதல் என்பேன்

ஹோசனா...... ஹோ... ஹோசனா...... ஹோ......

வண்ண வண்ண பட்டு பூச்சி பூ தேடி பூ தேடி

அங்குமிங்கும் அலைகின்றதே

ஓ சொட்டு சொட்டாய் தொட்டு போக மேகம் ஒன்று மேகம் ஒன்று

எங்கெங்கோ நகர்கின்றதே

ஹோசனா......பட்டு பூச்சி வந்தாச்சா

ஹோசனா......மேகம் உன்னை தொட்டச்சா

கிளிஞ்சல் ஆகிறேன் நான் குழந்தை ஆகிறேன்

நான் உன்னை அள்ளி கையில் வைத்து பொத்தி கொள்கிறேன்

ஹலோ ......ஹலோ.....

ஹோசனா...... என் மீது அன்பு கொள்ள

ஹோசனா......என்னோடு சேர்ந்து செல்ல

ஹோசனா......ஹும் என்று சொல்லு போதும் ஹோசனா......

ஏ...ன்ன் இதயம் ........

உடைத்தாய் நொறுங்கவே.........

ஏ...ன்ன் மறு இதயம் ........

தருவேன் நீ உடைக்கவே.....

ஏ...ன்ன் இதயம் ........

உடைத்தாய் நொறுங்கவே.........

ஏ...ன்ன் மறு இதயம் ........

தருவேன் நீ உடைக்கவே....